Okay, Im gonna get a Bowflex. These are the funniest lines from the Incredible Hulk. Hes up there. However, one of the most overlooked moments in the movie come in this conversation between the title character Thor and his father Odin. Wow, this is awesome!, Hawkeye:I retire for what, like, five minutes, and it all goes to shit., Tony Stark:So, youre the Spiderling. [Yondu hands the ornament to Groot. I think its great, an elite force of women warriors. Gotta run before you can walk -Tony Stark. Youre DONE! [Ross shuts up]MBaku:Im kidding. Even if it did hurt, Id let it bite me. Everyone else, that story kills.Thor:Thats the whole story?James Rhodes:Yeah, its a War Machine story.Thor:Oh, its very good, then. "With great power comes great responsibility." - Stan Lee 2. Always Foward.Foward always. I AM THE MANDARIN! "We do not need magic to change the world. Christine Palmer:Well, thats what a cultist would say., Kaecilius:How long have you been at Kamar-Taj, MisterDr. Why, did you hear something?, Steve Rogers: You see that Range Rover halfway up the block?Wanda Maximoff:Yeah, the red one? [Groot nods], Gamora:I know who you are, Peter Quill, and I am not some starry-eyed waif here to succumb to your your pelvic sorcery!, Gamora:And Quill, your ship is filthy. Christine Palmer:Oh. King of Asgard. Why do you have your toes out in my lab?TChalla:What, you dont like my royal sandals? Plan your future. *Peter Quill:No, hes not my father! Are you looking for Why do I even talk to you guys? While his journey to meet the Ancient One and master magic wasnt hilarious in itself, there were still moments to make us chuckle. Parton made this funny remark during her 2009 commencement speech at the University of Tennessee: "Now I usually try not to . Okay?Scott Lang:Oh, what language? The entire place is an elective. Everybody has ideas. Peter Quill: You're eating a Zarg-nut. Youre that spider guy from TV!Spider-Man:Call me Spider-Man.Street Vendor:Ok, Spider-Man. Take special care, I doubt if humans can keep her at bay! 1. There were plenty of funny lines from the mighty Thor, as well as the other characters. Stephen Strange:We gotta turn this ship around.Tony Stark:Yeah, now he wants to run. I would very much like to go there, please. Look the world right in the eye." - Helen Keller Peter Quill: An hour? Its truly brillian[Thor hurls Loki out of the ship, and jumps out with Jane in his arms into a skiff piloted by Fandral]Fandral:[laughing]I see your time in the dungeon has made you no less graceful, Loki!Loki:You lied to me! Two hours in the bathroom, whatever thats about.Scott Lang:Thats totally inaccurate. What is he, your ward?Peter Parker:No. So you joined a cult.Dr. [Thor gives him Mjolnir] You have the little one., Valkyrie:What will you do?Thor:Im not sure. Whats the play?Falcon:We need a diversion. I do not understand.Steve Rogers:I do! Youre taking all the stupid with you., Peggy Carter:Wait! Lets get back to work., Scott Lang:Hey, hows your girl, man?Luis:Ah, she left me.Scott Lang:Oh.Luis:And my mom died too. "That which does not kill us makes us stronger.". Call your mother. It is good to once again be among friends. We dont know what it means. Another!, Thor:[walking into a pet shop]I need a horse! that it's imperceptible. A master of witty quips, these are the best funny lines from Iron Man (the first movie). No polio is good. Doctor?Dr. These are the best funny Guardians of the Galaxy quotes. [the Marauders all surrender]Fandral:Perhaps next time you should start with the big one!, Dr. There is no 'try'.". Peggy on new beginnings "The world has changed and none of us can go back. Right?Pepper Potts:Right. Youre trying to tell me that this whole time, you thought Yondu was my actual blood relative?Drax:You look exactly alike!Rocket:*Ones blue! Funny graduation quotes "We're only here for so long. Are you looking for this?[Tony and Thor dont laugh]James Rhodes:Boom. 16. 3. No!Rocket:He thinks you want him to wear it as a hat.Yondu:[angrily]Thats not what I said!Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:Hes relieved you dont want him to.Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:He hates hats.Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:On anyone, not just himself.Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:[to Yondu]One minute you think someone has a weird-shaped head, the next minute its just because you realize part of that head is the hat. How much did it hurt?Peter Parker:The spiders dead, Ned., Spider-Man:[secures Daviss hand to his car with a web]Thats going to dissolve in two hours.Aaron Davis:No. You love it.Loki:I hate it.Thor:Its great. What do you say to that?Tony Stark:Absolutely ridiculous. Like the Bob Seger Song?Dr. It works every time.Loki:Its humiliating.Thor:Do you have a better plan?Loki:No.Thor:Were doing it.Loki:We are not doing Get Help. What for?, Thor: My God, youre a Valkyrie You know, I used to want to be a Valkyrie when I was younger, until I found out you were all women. ', [Thor flies the Harrow, but is off to a rocky start and destroys a lot of columns in the building]Loki:I think you missed a column., [Thor destroys a statue of Bor]Loki:Well done, you just decapitated your grandfather!, Loki:You know this is wonderful! I dont even mate with the type of thing you are!Drax:Hey! [Tony reaches across Peter with his arm. Orphaned on my homeworld. Hes not going anywhere. The measure of a person, of a herois how well they succeed at being who they are." -Frigga, Avengers: Endgame Seeing Thor transform into a depressed overweight version of himself was a tough sight to see. Stephen Strange:Unlike everyone else in your life, I dont work for you.Tony Stark:And due to that fact, were now in a flying doughnut billions of miles from Earth with no backup.Peter Parker:Im backup.Tony Stark:No, youre a stowaway. Protector of the Nine Realms.Jane Foster:[chastened]Oh. After tiny end-credit glimpses for YEARS, in Infinity War the big bad Thanos finally makes a showing for real, with devastating consequences. I wanted to go old school for my first day., Shuri:The entire suit sits within the teeth of the necklace. This film featured a lot of soul-searching and fighting, but the moments of brevity between TChalla and Shuri were probably the funniest parts. Youre a dude. In a lab. Chester Phillips:Cow., Howard Stark:The moment you think you know whats going on in a womans head is the moment your goose is well and truly cooked.. Ant-Man's call for confidence isn't just funny -- it's also one of the most grounded, human moments in any MCU movie, and his post-transformation joy-filled giggle was echoed by every fan boy in the theater. Stupid place. Stephen Strange:[after Mordo hands him a card]Well, whats this? Top 10 floors all R&D, youd love it its candyland.Bruce Banner:Thanks, but the last time I was in New York I kind of broke Harlem., [after attacking Loki with full weapons activated]Tony Stark:Make a move, Reindeer Games, World Security Council:Director Fury, the council has made a decision.Nick Fury:I recognise the council has made a decision, but given that its a stupid-ass decision, Ive elected to ignore it., [Banner arrives in New York on a motorcycle just as the Chitauri have begun their attack]Bruce Banner:So this all seems horrible.Black Widow:Ive seen worse.Bruce Banner:Sorry.Black Widow:No, we could use a little worse., Loki:Enough! Erik Selvig:Ian!Ian Boothby:Selvig! Im listening.Dr. No, wait, whatd he look like hopping around?Peter Quill:I had to transfer him 30,000 units!Rocket Raccoon:[chittering laughter], Peter Quill:Yeah, Ill have to agree with the walking thesaurus on that one.Drax:DO NOT ever call me a thesaurus.Peter Quill:Its just a metaphor, dude.Rocket Raccoon:His people are completely literal. We need to talk!Drax:Im sorry but I like a woman with some meat on her bones.Mantis:[confused]What?Drax:I tried to let you down easily by telling you you were disgusting. Stephen Strange:Im sorry, Im confused as to the relationship here. These are the funniest lines from Ant-Man. [She walks away] Peter Quill:Oh she has no idea. Dr. Im impressed., Jane Foster:Thats a quantum field generator isnt it?Eir:Its a soul forge.Jane Foster:Does a soul forge transfer molecular energy from one place to another?Eir:[surprised]Yes.Jane Foster:[to Thor, quietly pleased]Quantum field generator., Jane Foster:[Darcy and Ian appear through a portal while kissing]Darcy!Darcy Lewis:[She drops Ian]Jane!Dr. Follow your heart/dreams. What about that girl from accounting, Laura, Lisa?Steve Rogers:Lillian. Here, we rounded up up 16 of the best graduation speeches of all time, including words of wisdom from Natalie Portman, Michelle Obama, Oprah Winfrey, and more. Stephen Strange:Books on Astral Projection.Wong:Youre not ready for that.Dr. What do I do?Shuri:Shoot them down, genius!. "Every accomplishment starts with the decision to try.". I dont want to talk to him. [Tony cringes]Maya Hansen:No! You have your glorious self". Its hers. [looking at Nebula]Except maybe you.Nebula:[shakes her head in disbelief]Oh, my God., Yondu:Once I figured out what happened to them other kids, I wasnt just gonna hand you over!Peter Quill:You said you were going to eat me!Yondu:That was being funny.Peter Quill:Not to me!, Rocket:[snickering]Im sorry. [Peter declines Furys call]Happy Hogan:You sent Nick Fury to voicemail?Peter Parker:I gotta go.Happy Hogan:You do not ghost Nick Fury!, Peter Parker:Whats your password?Happy Hogan:Password.Peter Parker:No, what is your password?Happy Hogan:Password. Quotes About Strength to Inspire You. [in English]After your questioning, we will take him back to Wakanda with us.Everett K. Ross:What? Oh my goodness. I said hat., Hank Pym:The final phase of your training will be a stealth incursion.Ant-Man:Its freezing! I mean, that place is a legend. Look who it is!Loki:[to himself]I have to get off this planet., [after knocking down Hulk, Thor approaches him]Thor:[copies what Black Widow used to do]Hey, big guy. You know, like the Marvelettes? Thor destroys the monster with one hit with Mjolnir]Thor:Anyone else? I do have a ride, though.Rocket:Move it or lose it, hairbag.. The measure of a person, of a herois how well they succeed at being who they are." - Frigga, Avengers: Endgame [Hands Cassie a gift]Cassie Lang:Can I open it now?Paxton:Of course sweetheart, its your birthday. [woman blows on his dice]Okay, you too.Rhodey:I dont blow on a mans dice.Tony Stark:Come on, honey bear., Tony Stark: Drop your socks and grab your crocs, were about to get wet on this ride.. Thor:Yes, they taught it on Asgard. 13. Everybody wants a happy ending, right? Always hold it high. [to Koraths henchmen who keep prodding him]Ninja Turtle, you better stop poking me., Rocket Raccoon:[scans a Xandarian citizen]Can you believe they call us criminals when hes assaulting us with that haircut?. You cant retract it., TChalla:Two people in a room can get more done than a hundred.King TChaka:Unless you need to move a piano., Scott Lang:Ca Captain America [shakes Steves hand vigorously]Steve Rogers:Mr. Lang.Scott Lang:Its an honor. Celebrate your inner nerd with these quotes. I am so sorry! He's a hero, and he's had an amazing legacy for 75 years. Nine hours in bed. 5. [Peter jumps out of his position and tries to swing, only to plummet face-first into the ground]Peter Parker:What the hell just happened?KAREN:You jumped off a sign and landed on your face., Peter Parker:Just a typical homecoming, on the outside of an invisible jet, fighting my girlfriends dad.. "Be fearless in the pursuit of what sets your soul on fire.". Stephen Strange:Im fluent in Google Translate., [Strange is experimenting with time manipulation using the Eye of Agamotto]Baron Mordo:[bursting in]Stop! The Avengers (April 2012) www.hollywoodreporter.com "That man is playing Galaga! You can only be young once. "A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success." Dont touch anything., Bruce Banner:I dont know how to fly this thing!Thor:Youre a doctor, you have PhDs. Albert Einstein. These are the funniest lines from Avengers: Endgame. It would pull me off the ground, into the air and I would fly., [the Hulk bursts through the stadium door]Thor:YES! - Franklin Richards Violence doesn't discriminate. [smiles], James Bucky Barnes:Dont do anything stupid until I come back.Steve Rogers:How can I? Then I passed out. as part of a team of heroes. These are the best funny lines from the Avengers. [Harley hands Stark a newspaper with the headline of the destruction of Starks mansion]Tony Stark:Valid point., Tony Stark:You walked right into this one: Ive dated hotter chicks than you.Brandt:[scoffs]Is that all youve got? [Rocket looks around in confusion]Rocket:Is that better?Drax:I dont know.Peter Quill:[snickering]Its worse. Im probably better off staying here on Sakaar.Thor:Thats exactly what I was thinking.Loki:Did you just agree with me?Thor:This place is perfect for you. You know whats boring? You are trespassing in this city and on this planet.Tony Stark:That means get lost, Squidward!, Tony Stark: [Bruce is struggling to Hulk out]Dude, youre embarrassing me in front of the wizards., Peter Parker:[Peter saves Tony from getting crushed by Obsidian]Hey, man! How long has that been going on?Clint Barton:Has what?Laura:[laughs]You are so cute.Clint Barton:Nat and and Banner?Laura:Ill explain when youre older. In the first place God made idiots; that was for . Brother, youre going to do GREAT here., Thor:[aboard the Commodore]Where are the weapons?Valkyrie:There arent any! "If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you." -Muhammad Ali 2. If I had a blacklight, this would look like a Jackson Pollock painting.Rocket Raccoon:You got issues, Quill., Drax:I just wanted to tell you how grateful I am that youve accepted me despite my blunders. Youre not my friend.Thor:No, no, no. I dont paint., Virginia Pepper Potts:[after Starks one night stand with Christine]I have your clothes here; theyve been dry cleaned and pressed. Internet, so helpful. 4 / 25 PHOTO: FACEBOOK.COM/MARVELSTUDIOSCANADA Captain America on sacrifices Aunt May:Hungry? Oprah. Stephen Strange:A bit chalky.Wong:A Hunk of Hulk of Burning Fudge is our favorite., Tony Stark: Im sorry, Earth is closed today. [Tony sees Maya for the first time since their one-night stand in Switzerland]Tony Stark:Please dont tell me theres a 12-year-old kid in the car that Ive never met.Maya Hansen:Hes 13. I know.Wong:Well, dont stop now., Kaecilius:What is this?Dr. Its cute.Natasha Romanoff:Its also bulletproof, which means private security, which means more guns, which means more headaches for somebody. Don't cry because it's over. Funny Graduation Quotes 1.) They look Chinese. Stephen Strange:Stark Raving Hazelnuts.Tony Stark:Not bad.Dr. 430 likes. You." Anthony T. Hincks. Im here to pick up a fossil.Steve Rogers:Thats hilarious., Natasha Romanoff:Did you do anything fun Saturday night? Steve Rogers: The hell I can't! You are, all of you are beneath me! You wouldnt like me when Im hungry.Tough Guy Leader:[in Portuguese]What the hell he is talking about?, Betty Ross:[Betty and Bruce need to get across town in New York City]The subway is probably quickest.Bruce Banner:Me in a metal tube, deep underground with hundreds of people in the most aggressive city in the world?Betty Ross:Right. Joey: "It's never taken me a week to get over a relationship.". [aware of Steve's new size] "I thought you were smaller." James 'Bucky' Barnes 6. Eternal life as part of the One. He raised me by hand and kept me as his own.Drax:So youre a pet.Mantis:I suppose.Drax:People usually want cute pets. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did. Another broken white boy for us to fix., Everett K. Ross:[after he wakes up]Is this Wakanda?Shuri:[sarcastically]No, its Kansas., MBaku:If you say one more word, Ill feed you to my children! Bono Eminem., Wong:What do you want, Strange?Dr. And theres a car waiting for you outside that will take you anywhere youd like to go.Christine Everheart:You must be the famous Pepper Potts.Virginia Pepper Potts:[smiles and nods]Indeed I am.Christine Everheart:After all these years, Tony still has you picking up the dry cleaning.Virginia Pepper Potts:I do anything and everything Mr. Stark requires. We dont talk a lot these days., Captain America:All right, Sam. [Darcy tasers him]Darcy:[to Jane]What? No, not exactly. [gives Thor an eyeball]Thor:Whats this?Rocket Raccoon:Whats it look like? When the six members of the Avengers were finally brought together they definitely butted heads at first, before finally becoming a team. How do you even know that?. Here are the best funny lines from Spiderman: Homecoming. Fortunately, I am mighty[enters a vision], [the Hulk is on a rampage]Tony Stark:[in the Hulkbuster]Listen to me, that little witch is messing with your mind. "Never go to bed mad. Now, go ahead. [Peter notices his phone ringing]Peter Parker:I dont really wanna talk to Nick Fury.Happy Hogan:Answer the phone.Peter Parker:Why?Happy Hogan:Because if you dont talk to him, I have to talk to him. I like your plan. via GIPHY " Peggy Carter: How do you feel? Lets get a cab., Emil Blonsky: Ive run into bad situations on crap missions before. You can smell crazy on him.Thor:Have a care how you speak! If they were beneath you, they would all be dead!, Thor:You betray me, Ill kill you. I figured we could go good cop/bad cop. Wakanda forever! Sitting there, playing that mind-numbing game, whats boring is me, tripping over your vines every day. Drax's lines weren't just outright funny, they communicated to audience members that truly anyone could be a superhero. Dude shows up dressed like a cat and you dont wanna know more?, Spider-Man:Hey guys, you ever see that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back?War Machine:Jesus, Tony, how old is this guy?Iron Man:I dont know, I didnt carbon date him. Check these out: Were listing the films in chronological order of the events within the universe (rather than when they were released in real life), so of course, we need to start with Captain America!